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Santa Letter

December 25th, 2009 Anna

Dear Santa,

Listen, you troll, I’ve been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid weather, and drowning in fake tea from one too many tea parties, and I hate to break it to ya Santa, but IT’S DEFINITELY PAYBACK TIME! There had better be some changes around here this Christmas, or I’m gonna call for a nationwide meltdown (and trust me, you won’t wanna be around to smell it).

So, here’s my holiday wish list, Santa:

  1. A nice, comfy pair of sweat pants and a frumpy, oversized sweatshirt. I’m sick of looking like a hooker. How much smaller are these bathing suits gonna get? Do you have any idea what it feels like to have nylon and velcro crawling up your butt?
  2. Real underwear that can be pulled on and off. Preferably white. What bonehead at Mattel decided to cheap out and MOLD imitation underwear to my skin?!? It looks like cellulite!
  3. A REAL man…maybe GI Joe. Hell, I’d take Tickle-Me Elmo over that wimped-out excuse for a boyfriend Ken. And what’s with that earring anyway? If I’m gonna have to suffer with him, at least make him (and me) anatomically correct.
  4. Arms that actually bend so I can push the aforementioned Ken-wimp away once he is anatomically correct.
  5. Breast reduction surgery. I don’t care whose arm you have to twist, just get it done.
  6. A jog bra. To wear until I get the surgery.
  7. A new career. Pet doctor and school teacher just don’t cut it. How about a systems analyst? Or better yet, an advertising account exec!
  8. A new, more 90s persona. Maybe “PMS Barbie”, complete with a miniature container of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and a bag of chips; “Animal Rights Barbie”, with my very own pain gun, outfitted with a fake fur coat andhandcuffs; or “Stop Smoking Barbie”, sporting a removable Nicotrol patch and equipped with several packs of gum.
  9. No more McDonald’s endorsements. The grease is wrecking my vinyl.
  10. Mattel stock options. It’s been 37 years — I think I deserve it.

OK, Santa, that’s it. Considering my valuable contribution to society, I don’t think these requests are out of line. If you disagree, then you can find yourself a new bimbo doll for next Christmas. It’s that simple.

Yours truly,

Barbie

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All that fashion Jazz….

October 7th, 2009 Anna

Do you really want  me to explains about absent? I’m thoroughly enjoying university, the lecture and the tutors are brilliant and everyone on my course is really friendly. Oh there might be a small matter of a paris trip coming up…Ohhh lala…

Anyway a few week ago we had to write about why we want to be fashion journalist. Here what i wrote:

As a young child I was a huge superman fan! In my head I would dream that I was Lois Lane and I could call out ‘superman!’ If I was ever in trouble, I could fly above the city and be a groundbreaking journalist. Of course this was all make believe and not a reality, still it a strike a huge core in me. As I got older I reads the very classic books series ‘Sweet valley high’, in my dream I convinced myself I was the real life character ‘Elizabeth Wakefield’, Straight A student who was caring and determines – someone who wanted to be a writer as well. I could imagine all the exciting adventure I could go on and under-covered hidden plots and evil deeds.

I love Fashion, it a huge passion of mine. As a child I would draws wedding dress and play dressing up with my mum clothes.

Growing up I would read magazines I couldn’t help myself. Reading magazines such as Sugar and Smash Hits was a favourite pastime for me. It was in my late teenager years that I decided ‘I want to do that’, I wanted to be fashion writer. I will admit I wasn’t sure how I was going to accomplished this, until one day I found a blog online called ‘Catwalk-queen.net’ (now it catwalkqueen.tv) written by Gemma Cartwright. She was a student at the London College Of Fashion studying Fashion Journalist. Bingo! I found my open door and while looking on the college website I found an Access course which will enable you to go on further and higher. This sounded like the perfect opportunity for me, not long after I discovered UCA and a campus, which was just outside, where I live and it has fashion journalism.  I can imagine myself sitting on the front row watching catwalk shows and creating my own piece, travelling and meeting people. One day I could be the next Anna Wintor.

 

P.S: Say hello to friend maddie blog: Modelmaddie – go visit and give her some love.

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Let me explains the situation….

August 14th, 2009 Anna

…..about this blog and myself and in bite size:

  • This site and wordpress for a month had a nasty illness ( kinda like swine flu) that both me and my host couldn’t at first get rid of it.
  • A massive thank you to E-Starr for sorting out the problem and fixing everything – you guys are awsome.
  • My computer caught an awful virus and crashed everything – only had time to back-up my photos
  • i’m working a loads of over-time at Waitrose this summer
  • I have no time for fun…
  • Well maybe a little bit of fun – been playing on the sims 3 and playstation non-stop
  • Sorting out uni problem and getting everything ready for September
  • i’m trying to drop a dress size – so i’m on the special k diet.

And that it really – i’m a little p***ed off that i lost my orignal content on this site and having to re-work it again but please bare with me.  In a week time hopefully i can spend more time devoted on here…..

Topic of the day: Watching a debate on the NHS: – love it or hate? – Should the amercian get a NHS?

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