Here is a photoshoot involving two eldery woman that we are using for a uni project, i’m in production of making me own magazine! More details soon but I had a wicked day being in the studio shoot and i even hired a make-up artist.  Yes these eldery woman are dressed up as punk – proper hardcore!!

Five good things that describe you:

- Friendly

- Funny

- Helpful

- Geeky

- Ambitious

Five bad things that describe you:

- Bossy

- Messy

- Impulsive

- spend to much

- prone to exaggeration

Five things you can’t live without:

- Music

- My computer ( includes my pc and my ps3 and Wii)

- Money

- Shopping

- Books

Five things you absolutely love:

- Money in my bank

- reading a new issue of fashion magazine

- lying in bed

- A really good movie.

- Cuddles from my boyfriend.

Five things that really annoy you:

- People who stop in the street with no warning

- Rush hours on trains & Bus

- The local acholic man who put me down.

- Judgemental people in general / rude people

- Unhelpful peoples in shops.

Five things you like about yourself:

- My hair

- My eyes

- My smiles

- My happy-go-lucky spirit

- My brain

Five things you’d change about yourself:

- My weight

- my skin (i have really bad skin problem)

- My Teeth

- My Height

- My confidence level

Ooh wasn’t that fun. Untill next time.

Dear Santa

Listen, you troll, I’ve been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid weather, and drowning in fake tea from one too many tea parties, and I hate to break it to ya Santa, but IT’S DEFINITELY PAYBACK TIME! There had better be some changes around here this Christmas, or I’m gonna call for a nationwide meltdown (and trust me, you won’t wanna be around to smell it).

So, here’s my holiday wish list, Santa:

1.A nice, comfy pair of sweat pants and a frumpy, oversized sweatshirt. I’m sick of looking like a hooker. How much smaller are these bathing suits gonna get? Do you have any idea what it feels like to have nylon and velcro crawling up your butt?

2.Real underwear that can be pulled on and off. Preferably white. What bonehead at Mattel decided to cheap out and MOLD imitation underwear to my skin?!? It looks like cellulite!

3.A REAL man…maybe GI Joe. Hell, I’d take Tickle-Me Elmo over that wimped-out excuse for a boyfriend Ken. And what’s with that earring anyway? If I’m gonna have to suffer with him, at least make him (and me) anatomically correct.

4.Arms that actually bend so I can push the aforementioned Ken-wimp away once he is anatomically correct.

5.Breast reduction surgery. I don’t care whose arm you have to twist, just get it done.

6.A jog bra. To wear until I get the surgery.

7.A new career. Pet doctor and school teacher just don’t cut it. How about a systems analyst? Or better yet, an advertising account exec!

8.A new, more 90s persona. Maybe “PMS Barbie”, complete with a miniature container of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and a bag of chips; “Animal Rights Barbie”, with my very own pain gun, outfitted with a fake fur coat andhandcuffs; or “Stop Smoking Barbie”, sporting a removable Nicotrol patch and equipped with several packs of gum.

9.No more McDonald’s endorsements. The grease is wrecking my vinyl.

10.Mattel stock options. It’s been 37 years — I think I deserve it.

OK, Santa, that’s it. Considering my valuable contribution to society, I don’t think these requests are out of line. If you disagree, then you can find yourself a new bimbo doll for next Christmas. It’s that simple.

Yours truly,

Barbie

Absolutely Fabulous was a sitcom that ran for over 10 years on the bbc. Growing up i use to LOVE this show – the comedy was always spot on and oh my god don’t even mention the 90 fashion!

Staring Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley who basically – well one is a pr guru and another is a director or something for a fashion magazine. They hang out, get drunk, wear outrages clothes and say sweetie darling a lot and chain smoke. It the situation that they get themself into every week that made this show such a success and one of the reason why it have such devoted fan like me!

Watch this classic BBC show on youtube and you will be hooked or if you’re like me and order the entire box set off Amazon for a christmas treat. More information can be found on these websites

IMDB & WIKI